Episode 50: Interest List Forming

In this podcast, Sam and Thomas and F This Podcast.  The KRDL.  Also a million funny things.  You don’t need a preview, we freaking rule and you know it.  Just listen.  Duh.

Episode 49: The Trouble With Trouble With the Curve

Lots of terrible Geico commercials, amazing social critique and a brief Mumford follow up.  Dickford and shits.

Episode 48: Shtford and Sucks

It’s a normal sode until it takes a turn… for Dickford and Sucks.  Shitford and Craps.  Suckford and Dicks.  Assholes and Holes.  Mumford and Sons.

Episode 47: Sam’s Fired

Sam’s fired.  I don’t know, I tried to do a show but Sam wouldn’t let me so it turned out pretty badly.

Episode 46: Let’s Get Physical Gold

Buy physical gold!  BUY GOLD.  BUUUUYYYYYYYY GOLLDLDDDDDDDDD.  Anyway, major comeback show with perfect sound quality.

Episode 45: The One After 44

Cool another episode!  That rarely happens.  Enjoy it while you can.

Episode 44: Audio diffMcNulties

Despite some audio difficulties, the dudes prevail and bring you 82 minutes of pure badass.  I’m only saying this because I forget what actually happened.

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Episode 43: Beholdent Sherbert

Sam and Thomas have a way too long conversation about personal matters.  This conversation was accidentally recorded and uploaded as an episode.

Episode 42: We Support Soundboarding Terrorists

Don’t you always expect to get money in gift cards?  If not, what’s the point.  Also student loans, and paying taxes for nothing.  Couple commercials.  Sound boards.

Episode 41: Fiscal Cliff Bar

Microwave foods that actually want you to do things, TV Doctors, Blazers and T-Shirts, news news news, and badass Hawaii senators.

Episode 40: That Stubborn Devil

Sam’s got nothing as usual, Thomas can’t buy a belt to save his life, and Angela in one episode gets a new song and lands a new boyfriend.  And then there was the shooting.  That sucked.

Episode 39: The Reason for the Sleeden

This episode ruled.  Just trust us, we have over 150 years of podcasting experience.  Tree lighting ceremonies or money business sell-emonies?  And some other stuff that was definitely funny.

Episode 38: Samgela Lansbury

Holy shit, Angela fucking rules.  Best superfan ever, now turned full time cast member with pension and tenure and health benefits.  Just goes to show, you should be a huge fan of this show.

Episode 37: Joss Sleeden

Sam has been court ordered to pay more attention, boring desk related humor, some awesome guy who made some terrible points on our website who we dismantle, and this circus was a f***ing zoo.

Episode 36: Monster Roar, He’s on Fire!

Infinity hockey story, radio observations, assisted suicide fun, DUI checkpoints, hazing, monster roars!

Episode 35: Like a Rollin’ Kidney Stone

God’s gifts, the Olympics, triplets, poop pains, and a new guy actually trying to work, let me pump my own gas, spontaneously generated giants.

Episode 34: Vin Dweezil

After a long legal battle, we’re back again.  The final ultimate show intro.  Major news items:  Fred Willard, the shooting, chick fillet, some other crap, and then Sam gets attacked by not one, but TWO raptors.

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Episode 33: Excedera

New intros!  Call me Tom.  More shower stories, p90x2.  Carpool Lane, going away parties, motorcycle gang. Idiotic work sayings, guy washing his car.

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Episode 32: Donna McNabb

Re-return of the Mack.  Worscht sause, Lulvul. DMV just for me.  Cops breaking the rules.  Organ doning.  Old people giving directions again.  Just for Men baby commercial.  “Expensive” 99 cent apps.  Catholics digging up fossils.  Tupac and Coachella.

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Episode 31: Escape Goat

Another T and the B review, amazing user-submitted picture.  Locker room question, sayings. People working out.  Bud commercial “gather around”.  Idiot scientists.  Return of the Mack Part 1

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Episode 30: Pardon My Reach Around

Show guests, contest winner! Ignoring texts and calls, months of the year, the head monkey, lotto gripes, FB status, Hunger games review.

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Episode 29: The Credible Hulk

This episode ruled.  Seriously.  Just look at the name.  But, you can’t listen to it unless you write us an iTunes review.  No, really.  We’ve programmed it to give you HIV/AIDS if you haven’t written us a review.

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Episode 28: Kony! Koni! Kone!

Facebook timeline, massage pain therapy, lazy fat parking garage losers, daylight savings time.  Weekly zoo segment, government waste, email sign off – Thomas, radio commercial, Bridgestone commercial.

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Episode 27: Apartheid Job

More user comments, Star Wars observations from a 2 year old, apartheid job, deleting drug habits, exposition, WoW emails, kids’ cartcars, something that no one will understand, turban commercial.

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Episode 26: Stupid Hitler Tricks

Colds that infect your soul, iTunes review of the week, Vitamin water servings, tipping anyone who touches money, a new assignment for the intricate lies division. Generic brands. Serial Killers. AT&T 4g commercials. Superstitions.

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Episode 25: Blank Audio File

We’re back?  Helicopter decapitation, doors that swing bolth ways.  Boxing sucks, Christian Mingle success stories.  Mormon Mingle.  Get compfartable, everyone.

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Episode 24: Double Drivel

Genuine thanks for the A-hole email, pointless headlines, that’s not the definition of insanity, Sam’s stroke when faced with pictures in the dictionary, luck be a lady, Gary Shambles, a truck with food in it, the one and only Christian Mingle, GoDaddy.

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Episode 23: Revenge of the Noids

Sam’s episode.  Facebook attention, PONCE, Fedex golf club commercials, Pretty girls should have all the greeting jobs, super long baseball game story with scalpers.  9/11 9th anniversary.

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Episode 22: Optometrist Prime

Email tip of the day, engagement rings with teeth, playing video games is the same as creating them, monkey teeth, inbox full, pronunciations, peanut butter ant farm, holy money.

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Episode 21: Optimist Prime

Movies all suck, strangulation=success, hows your funeral coming along?  Death to hair.  Weed smoke machines, I agree with all 67 pages.

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Episode 20: Join My Court 15 Club

Error, Sam didn’t write me.

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Episode 19: Y2K12

The description for this podcast was lost in the great Y2K flood/fire/radiation/massacre/?/yeah/death/explosion/implosion/inconvenience/computer.

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Episode 18: Expelled: Exposed: Exposed: Exposed

News no one needs to know about, dark helmet, dot races, whatever, who cares about anything except for that kid and Josh Hamilton.

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Episode 17: Bull Suit Podcast

Weather reports. Bull suits. Personalized plates, BGJNSN3.  Crosswalk father of the year.  Why are you at this little kid party?  Gimmie the “I don’t want to be noticed” cut.  Kitten Caboodles.  Men at work.  Are you on the team?  Casey B Anthony.

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Episode 16: Elrond Hubbard

Father’s Day Spectacular!  Marvin Gaye.  Uh, I’ll just google map it.  We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t control the weather?  Hindsight is actually a cointoss.  FU, please.  Hairy monkey men and their mean women.  Oh my aching back.

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Episode 15: Automotive Payroll System

King James is rich.  Automotive payroll systems.  Why won’t you sell me your crap?  Real meat is clean, fake meat is gross.  Stupid phrases.  Something about M. Bison from Street Fighter and Mars  Volta.  Humans and the slightest temperature change.

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Episode 14: I Owned a Kid Sister and a My Buddy

Small children interactions.  Talk to the robot because the face aint listening,  Blood duping “You scared the crap out of me in this totally public place!”  Not even anything happens for a reason.  Find your soulmate Homer.  In your face, space coyote!

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Episode 13: It’s Bad Luck to Name Your Podcasts

High class limousine services, entrance solutions.  How many handicapped parking spots does it take to change a light bulb?  Cutting Comcast.  Sleeping rituals.  “It is to be understood spiritually”  Big sunglasses.  “That’s not how it occurs in nature.”

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Episode 12: Going, Going, Gonorrhea

Got any good raptor recipies?  “I’m in the carney business”.  I’m not important, but my signature is.  Unsubscribe me.  Don’t visit WebMD.com, it doesn’t know what is wrong with you.  WTF is a sneeze whisperer?  Jesus wants you! to give me money.

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Episode 11: Final Episode

Why am I even writing this?  There’s no point, the raptors are coming to kill us all.  Audio cable price gouging.  WTF does a godparent even do? Nickleback sucks more or less than Wolfmother.  Enough with the Fockers already.  Water kills.

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Episode 10: Woman, You Know You Woman

Video game store nerdployees.  Osama is still dead right?  Use your turn signal!  Hats serve a purpose beyond making you look like a d-bag?  Wolfmother YOU SUCK!  Mike Patton says so.  Who gives an S about gay marriage?  Busted! for being a normal person.

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Episode 9: Lizard the Magic Dragon

Soup Nazis.  Impatient microwaves.  If killing Osama Bin-Laden is wrong, we don’t want to be right.  “If anyone asks, I’ll be in the Hudson”.  Idiots trying to get killed at crosswalks.  Facebook tagging.  A coal miner says what?  Unholy haircuts.

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Episode 8: Human Trafficking Jam

The worst/best band of all time.   Getting Wells Farg-owned.  Alien g-mail verification.  “What the hell did that coal miner say?”.  Ass-gaskets and Lady Ass-Gasket.  Why did you die for us J-man?

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Episode 7:  The One Where We Totally Rip Off Friends

Things, things, and more things.  Computer literacy; stories; “Act Now!;” Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment!

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Episode 6: Access Main Hollywood

Access main program… access main security…  Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments!  I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

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Episode 5: Holy Water Cooler

Bonus episode this week!  There’s just too much to complain about to contain us to only one episode this week:  stories, rehashed music that was good the first time, and the ultimate master class of bad acting in our commercials segment!

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Episode 4:  Mike Tyson’s Hawaiian Punch-Out

Some technology observations, dinner parties with Elmo, dogs and cats living together in the city, the AFTERLIFE, some great crap commercials, and an EXTRA special segment!

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Episode 3: Fall of Cobra

Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I’m Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show “Ghost Hunters” for this week’s stupid sh*t people believe!

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Episode 2: Secret of the Ooze

Coffee shop laptop people, Facebook upgrades, public bathroom toilet paper, Saint Patrick’s Day, the mysterious full moon, and IBM commercials.  I mean COME ON.

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Episode 1: March of the Madness

Inaugural episode!  Fodder for this week’s podcast include NCAA bracket people, the religious, Twilight fans and autoboathomes.

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